Nobody noticed for years, at which point the boss realized they had to cover up their poor decision

Waka-waka-waka-waka why why why why?

Wants more local AI, without Big Tech getting open access to everything

PLUS: Brake pedals break on Huawei-made cars; North Korea named as source of Binance ha

Yet machine-made patches often get rewritten

By a startling coincidence, so is its arch-rival Vi

Legacy public switched telephone network service is to be retired on January 31, 2027

Experimental orbital datacenter prototype puts its TPU to work producing poetry

Labeled in black on black - controls for a galactic hyper-hearse or ill- advised Windows theme?

A lot of software engineers feel bleak about the future of the profession

London's Oxford Street signage shows its underwear to passing tourists

How a $6.9B bet on Mellanox made Nvidia bigger than Cisco, and the world's most valuable company to boot

Blame plunging token prices

How the Uber-bound delivery giant tuned its mobile networking stack to cut latency

n0n-existent security

$220 million? For all of you? Yeah, we can probably dig that up ...

Claudeshop fingers 'malicious actor' in targeted supply-chain attack on Cursor

Whew! Only kidding, here I am

Combining the NetBSD kernel with the Alpine Linux userland

Agency only looking for information, but reentry countdown ticking for veteran space telescope

All that up-front investment needs time to take effect, and speeding individual tasks won't necessarily boost the entire firm

Hundreds of practices hit by small health tech firm going into administration

Other agency errors included an unchecked software bug that led to Terrorism Act detentions

But a human makes final hiring decisions at global tech consultancy

Insurance firms look to insulate domestic humanoid robot owners against the inevitable chaos they will bring

Customer says they received fraudulent charges on their card hours before company notified them

Just wait 'til we add more AI and this thing'll really fly

Human users can be hard to handle. A few hundred head of cattle and unsupported windows XP can really stink things up

Before long, we could be writing about a cloud company with a retail side hustle

Binance freezes funny money after compromise of engineers laptop linked to $6.3 billion of unauthorized trades

CEO predicts massive datacenter CPU boom, coming soon, but production problems mean Chipzilla may not cash in

Embedded browsers are at the heart of the problem

Ask AI dumb things and leave no local chat history, all with the style of a kids' fantasy novel or rather, one of its magical letters

Infrastructure automation needs something better than prompt and pray

Rust guru rejiggers web app reactivity for potentially speedier page loading

Snoops 'likely still' have access to US government-affiliated network

Canonical has a long way to catch up, but it knows who it's chasing

DoE-backed consortium hoping to scale, says orgs can apply to become, literally, part of BattMan

Auditors have flagged similar security failures since 2014

Big Red says AI units will add to subscriptions, as it juggles $90BN-plus capex, mounting debt and a $225BN revenue goal for 2030