Spoiler: It doesn't end well for Team Register

Honey, I flattened the datacenter network

Minister says trusts can go it alone on procurement as Parliament mulls February 2027 FDP contract renewal

A blast from the past greets commuters

AI agents can't be trusted, so don't give them dangerous powers

We're moving as fast as we can, says SK Group chair

GitHub caught off guard by customers actually using the AI being evangelized

Plus, Raspberry Pi edition finally catches up

Iowans scheme undone after misplacing trust in former coworker

GPTZero claims only 5 of the report's 45 citations matched their sources, raising questions about how the Big Four's AI study was assembled

Clinical trial participant data stolen, but pharma giant says exposed records were pseudonymized

The West's biggest online shopping mall comes clean about its datacenter water usage

And it was Microsoft Copilot that unwittingly revealed the longstanding vulnerability

Telegram-based 'Outsider Enterprise' accused of sending millions of scam texts and impersonating trusted brands

Retail investors lined up to get a handful of Musk's magic beans in SpaceX's debut

Authority admits mass message to home-schooling families revealed recipients' addresses, prompting ICO report and apology

CEO of Mumsnet among the six-member team

Mission Control sends its regards

It's just not cricket

Half the trouble of building an Nvidia NVL or AMD Helios competitor is just getting the networking out of the box

Casual IT team learns that building bespoke PCs can be a false economy

IDC says recent moves show Anthropic racing to meet enterprise requirements

'Enterprises are fed up,' says Alex Karp, because LLM makers 'want to tokenmax' instead of understanding enterprise needs

Join Claude Corps, see the world, spread the gospel of AI

University of Nottingham is first of many, Shiny tells The Reg

Language model builds on diffusion tech to boost output performance by up to 4x, claims Chocolate Factory

Another day, another Windows exploit code

We're all familiar with AI cranks by now, but what about crank-powered AIs?

AWS better at running chip fabs than their mouths

PARTNER CONTENT: Recognized for breakthrough achievements in FWA, Network Ecosystem, and Native AI Baseband, ZTE solidifies its role as a key driver of Indonesias 5G-Advanced and AI economic growth

iFixit teardown reveals two-year-old, mid-range, Chinese Android

'We have no reason to believe that our data or systems have been compromised. We are in the process of contacting the Maine Attorney General's office to have this removed.'

PARTNER CONTENT Your genomics pipeline is probably failing 30% of the time and you're paying for all of it

Persistent containers promise native tooling and strong isolation, though docs, features, and memory handling need polish

Katalyst's LINK spacecraft is go for integration, with a launch from Kwajalein expected within weeks

The only solution is to buy an upgrade (or switch providers)

Satnav parts designed and manufactured in the EU, but using GlobalFoundries to produce them

As OpenAI courts investors and chases enterprise customers, Forrester says today's AI leader could become tomorrow's cautionary tale

Q4 sales climbed 21%, but Wall Street more interested in $70B buildout bill

Intelligence-sharing pact tracks kit that comes back online after being nicked