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1/02 9:00 am
Issues in Malaysian economy. Sontoloyo series 89.

1\. Let's call these people,the NeoKeynes. Their mantra: spend baby spend. 2. The chief of the bureaucratic brahmins at the MOF, goes before Nana non and says:- 3. Sir, we have a plan to say under your watch, the tata kelola of the country's finances is thebestest 4. People will be saying, the country's finances has been the best under that mamak padukang. Amma! 5. Stirred by curiosity the PM



28/01 9:00 am
Issues in economy. Sontoloyo series 88.

1\. You all have heard about sapura energy, right?2. The bumiPutera company which got a capital injection of 1b from the government.3. Hurrah! Belts off pants down life is a scream?4. What did sapura book the 1b as? Revenue or liability?5. They must have booked in the 1b as revenue.6. For a few weeks later, sapura which has been in the red for sometime, announced to all and



27/01 9:00 am
Divine Providence and Justice. Sontoloyo series 87.

1\. I read the usual sweet talk, love bombing or strategic remorse after a young preacher was found guilty. Of rape of a young girl 2. These are a form of emotional manipulations designed to gain public sympathy and to avoid accountability 3. He's a changed character. Prays early and often. Asking forgiveness from God. 4. Because we are taught that God is merciful, we are sure God forgives him . 5



26/01 9:00 am
All disquiet on the defense front. Sontoloyo series 86

1\. I want to swear like a trooper . 2. It's la dolce vita for our military top brass. 3. The get to sleep on piles of money, boink their wife or wives. They get to sleep with their comfort women, female business contractors, have batmen clean their bottoms , change bedsheets after they finished their tactical battles on bed 4. First, we must clear this notion some people have, that because these



25/01 9:00 am
UMNO's poisonous culture. Part 1. Sontoloyo series 85

1\. The King says he wants stiffer punishments for Corruptors. 2. The corruption discovered thus far is the tip of the iceberg 3. The bummock or the submarinal portion is much bigger 4. UMNO is the bubonic plague causing much havoc in the country 5. Wherever it can, it raises the spectre of Chinese control of our politics to cover it's own corrupt practices. 6. That's what really happened in Sabah



24/01 9:00 am
UMNO's hypocrisy. Part 3. Sontoloyo series 84.

1\. Because the Malays suffer from a few psychological maladies, the PM has some work cut out for him. 2. He has to battle racial and religious extremism. 3. He has to correct many wrongs done by UMNO which thinks it owns the country 4. Instead of realizing that it only has stewardship and wardenship of the country. And trust. 5. To correct for instance how UMNO looks at corruption 6. To rein in



23/01 9:00 am
UMNO's hypocrisy. Part 2. Sontoloyo series 83.

1\. Why is DAP so despised by UMNO leaders and princelings? 2. The short answer is, UMNO suffers from 3 psychological afflictions. 3. UMNO is paranoid, xenophobic and has restorative nostalgia (bad thing). 4. The first 2 psychological situations cause UMNO to hate others because the others are different. 5. The combination of these elements produces hate and fear. 6. A lethal concoction resulting



21/01 9:00 am
UMNO's hypocrisy. Part 1. Sontoloyo series 82

1\. UMNO should not be thick skinned .2. The kings speech was directed in the main, towards UMNO .3. Didn't the UMNO presideng just asked the UMNO people to ask the king to pardon the kleptocrat in chief?4. It's now clear that the king is king to all Malaysians,not king to UMNO only5. UMNO is poor at identifying and anticipating the burning issue of the moment6. Or it



20/01 9:00 am
Um-nooo, the last of the mohicans. Sontoloyo series 81.

1\. After listening to what's said by UMNO people at their recent PAU, I feel like saying, beam me up Scotty .2. It's a gathering of brainless idiots pouring out inanities, often contradicting themselves.3. Enough has made us feel nauseated about UMNO has no maruah,but I'll remain in UMNO anyway.4 . Now, we all know that UMNO is a party with no maruah. It's the star strek



19/01 12:30 am
UMNO PAU: a comedy of errors. Sontoloyo series 80.

1\. If an FMT journalist can be arrested for sedition, then arrest Zahid comedy . 2. The Javanese Neanderthal is clearly asking UMNO malays to defy the law . And asking the king to also disrespect the law, by pardoning a convicted kleptocrat. 3. There is a stronger reason to arrest the Javanese Neanderthal than to arrest a poor journalist from FMT. 4. The FMT journalist is questioning the effects



18/01 9:00 am
Akmal the dysfunctional corporal, Adolph Akmal and UMNO the dysfunctional ..

1\. I am celebrating to see akmal in UMNO.2. In an earlier article, I said it is profitable to have this mad dog remain in um.,..nooo3 . With a joker like him around, who needs an enemy to bludgeon UMNO?4. Akmal has single handedly diminished UMNO and will destroy it eventually. Hurrah!5. With him remaining in UMNO, the PUKI party becomes the object of derision, despised and



16/01 9:00 am
A common man's view on DNAA, NFA and DAA. Part 2. Apa da? Sontoloyo series ..

1\. When the AGC announces NFA for Zahid komedi, it didn't go down well with the public. 2. Public responses shouldn't be decried upon. People have the right to air their thoughts. 3. People are surprised and asking, why is the AG so spirited in justifying the NFA to Zahid. 4. Doing so, he's politicizing the issue. Entering the realm of politics, the AG displays his amateurism. 5. That shows that



15/01 9:00 am
A common man's view on DNAA, NFA and DAA. Apa da? Sontoloyo series 77.

1\. To a common man such as I, the decision of the AG in giving Zaid an NFA is plainly wrong .2. The AG must have relied on a statute. Perhaps article 145(3) of the constitution.3. Hence, the AG thinks he has a safety net. He thinks he's safe4. The common man, the one one who rides the KL rapid bus, does not think so. He thinks the AG has violated and butchered article 145.



14/01 9:00 am
The deepest cut. Sontoloyo series 76.

1\. There are 3 latin terms that I would use in response to his reprimand on Yb yby. 2. These are Actus dei nemini facit injuriam, lex naturalis and force majeure . 3. If justices Alice loke and Colin Sequerah were restrained by these, would they have reached the rulings they did? Involving the penyakau in chief? 4. They didn't. The went by facts and law. No romanticism or sentimentalism 5. No



UMNOmalays Uber alles. Sontoloyo series 75. - 12/01 9:00 am

1\. When Lord Denning made his controversial remark about blacks being unsuitable for jury work, he also made a few remarks about British society, which to me are applicable when describing UMNO. 2. He observed that some people come from countries,where bribery and graft is a way of life and stealing is a virtue. 3. He may as well have been describing UMNO. To UMNO, corruption is a way of life and



A common man's view on the DNAA to NFA. Preliminary views. Sontoloyo .. - 11/01 9:00 am

1\. Let me begin with an axiom. A self evident truth, position taken, a statement which are unprovable, don't require proof. It serves as an unshakeable foundation. 2. In economics, philosophy or maths, it's often termed as a given. 3. My given or axiom is I support Anwar Ibrahim. Our PM. 4. But support doesn't mean to agree in everything he does it's not like giving him carte blanche. 5. Right



The case of the mouth being on free gear, the brain not engaged. Or shoot .. - 10/01 9:00 am

1\. Now, we have to ask what exactly were the terms of reference, given by wak jahid to akmal? 2. If wak says you can go ahead with the convention but you can't talk about exiting the unity government nor can you condemn the PM, might as well not give his go ahead at all 3. Because that was akmals piece de resistance. He links it to UMNO's maruah, dignity , amour propre. 4. When his proposals were



The case of the mouth being on free gear, the brain not engaged. Or shoot .. - 8/01 9:00 am

1\. The statements by mad dog akmal must not go unchallenged.2. They are imbecilic, propagandaish and serve to dumb down and rile up malays and done up irresponsibly3. We don't buy the fake narrative that Islam is being threatened. By who?4. It's just an alarmist and exaggerated story by akmal.5. To save Islam from these threats, malays need the protection of UMNO.6.



We have been scammed. Sontoloyo series no 71. - 7/01 9:00 am

1\. My dear brothers and sisters, we have been scammed 2. The neo feudalists and the palace scammers insist the king enjoys absolute powers. 3. The absolutism comes to light in matters like pardoning Mr X. 4. Some people screamed that we have robbed the kings of their latitude in pardoning. 5. Some bitchy women are lamenting the king cannot decide on his own . 6. Both variants of reactionary



The aftermath of the 1MDB ruling. Part 4. The 1mdb judgement and .. - 6/01 9:00 am

1\. The conviction of Mr X of all 25 charges filed against him forces us to revisit many of the issues surrounding Mr X. 2. We refer to the felon as Mr X, after Macbeth the Scottish king full of political machinations. 3. To some superstitious stage actors, the name Macbeth must never be mentioned for fear of many misfortunes befalling people who speak of the name. 4. Hence from now on , the real



Mari talqinkan UMNO. Part 1. Sontoloyo series no 69. - 5/01 9:00 am

1\. Kleptocracy adalah bila mana orang atau kerajan menggunakan kuasa atau kedudukan mereka untuk mencuri sumber kekayaan negara. 2. Kleptocracy hidup kerana sokongan parti, sokongan beberapa institusi pak turut dan sikap masyarakat menerima kemungkaran korapsi. 3. Golongan kleptocrat mencuri,samun, memanipulasi institusi, meremehkan undang2, memanipulasi saikolioji penyokong dsb. 4. Yang




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Bersahaja jawapan Anwar lepas nama kena petik dalam .. - Harapandaily
Perdana Menteri, Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim memuat naik respon bersahaja di Story Facebook beliau, menjawab dakwaan yang cuba mengaitkan beliau dalam kes seorang ahli kewangan, Jeffrey Epstein. Anwar berkata, beliau sendiri baru tahu ada pihak luar yang ingin bertemu dengannya berbelas tahun ..
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Politics : UMNO Must Reinvent Itself To Regain .. - Bernama
KUALA LUMPUR, Feb 1 (Bernama) -- UMNO must move out of its comfort zone and take extraordinary steps, including generating new ideas, to enable the party to regain its dominance in the countrys political landscape, said itspresident Datuk Seri Dr Ahmad Zahid Hamidi.